Saturday, January 07, 2006
Two Left Feet
Oh My God. What fresh Hell is this. They brought back "Dancing With the Stars" for another round of celebrity S&M. They're the S, we're the M.
Forget the D-List, these celebs make Charo look like Meryl Streep.
They've not only hit bottom, they're two-stepping around in it.
I am most fascinated by that living train wreck, Tatum O'Neal. I sat next to her 3 years ago outside a coffee shop and she was chain-smoking, rubbing her gums and bitching someone out on her cell. To think she was once America's sweetheart.
The closer the competition gets, believe me, the more she's gonna start channeling Tonya Harding. Watch out, bitches.
# posted by Snap : 9:51 AM
