... and another thing

Our favorite little porker John Travolta is getting ready to star in a movie called, "Wild Hogs".

The Church of Scientology will be producing the flick, and is in negotiations to nab Kirstie Alley as the Wild Sow, Tom Cruise as Wild Hambone, Katie Holmes' as Pork-Me, add her baby as Wild Piglet.

Grab your weiners and reserve your place around the campfire.