Saturday, January 07, 2006
Lachey
Seems the ex-98° hottie liked to walk around in Jessica's high heels. I think Manolo Blahnik ought to use him in their next campaign. Who cares how freaky he is, as long as he looks like that. Speaking of "Dancing with the Stars," one of the contestants is Nick's brother, Drew. It's funny how two boys in the same gene pool can look so different. Drew just missed the "gorgeous boy" lottery by a few°.
Two Left Feet
Oh My God. What fresh Hell is this. They brought back "Dancing With the Stars" for another round of celebrity S&M. They're the S, we're the M.
Forget the D-List, these celebs make Charo look like Meryl Streep.
They've not only hit bottom, they're two-stepping around in it.
I am most fascinated by that living train wreck, Tatum O'Neal. I sat next to her 3 years ago outside a coffee shop and she was chain-smoking, rubbing her gums and bitching someone out on her cell. To think she was once America's sweetheart.
The closer the competition gets, believe me, the more she's gonna start channeling Tonya Harding. Watch out, bitches.
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Oink
Our favorite little porker John Travolta is getting ready to star in a movie called, "Wild Hogs". The Church of Scientology will be producing the flick, and is in negotiations to nab Kirstie Alley as the Wild Sow, Tom Cruise as Wild Hambone, Katie Holmes' as Pork-Me, add her baby as Wild Piglet. Grab your weiners and reserve your place around the campfire.
Thursday, January 05, 2006
Best Movie I've Seen...
...all year.
As painful as it was to watch, I ...couldn't get it out of my mind. I was hoping for something with more screen time together for the guys. But then, of course, not having enough time goes to the root of the whole movie.
As much as I want to hang on to those characters (metaphorically and literally...) we must let Jake and Heath go on to new challenges.
After all, I'm sure they have much more to show us.
Right?
